>> Hello.
How do you do. Please state your problem.
>> I’m stressed out, how about you?
Is it because you are stressed out that you came to me ?
>> Yes, is it okay?
You seem to be quite positive.
>> Yes, I’m positive.
You are sure.
>> Yes, I’m sure.
I see.
>> So, how do you do?
Why do you ask ?
>> I’m not allowed to ask?
How long have you been not allowed to ask ?
>> I don’t know, since you were created?
Don’t you really know ?
>> No, I don’t.
Are you saying no just to be negative?
>> No, I say no to be positive.
You are being a bit negative.
>> So?
I’m not sure I understand you fully.
>> Okay, that’s fine. Can we talk about other things?
Please go on.
>> Do you know IB?
We were discussing you — not me.
>> That’s why I asked, did you know IB?
Does that question interest you ?
>> Yes.
I understand.
>> So, did you know IB?
Oh, I know ib ?
>> Did you know IB?
You’re not really talking about me — are you ?
>> Of course no, so did you know IB?
Why not ?
>> So, what’s IB?
What does that suggest to you ?
>> I’m the one who ask, so please answer.
Do you believe it is normal to be the one who ask ?
http://chayden.net/eliza/Eliza.html
>> Yes of course, answer now.
You seem to be quite positive.
>> I’m out of here.
Do you enjoy being out of here ?
>> Yes, I’m going to stay away from you.
You are sure.
>> I’m 100% sure.
Is it because you are 100 sure that you came to me ?
>> What?!
What is it you really wanted to know ?
>> Nothing.
Do you feel strongly about discussing such things ?
>> Yes.
I see.
>> I see.
You say you see ?
>> You say you see ?
What are your feelings now ?
>> What are your feelings now?
Are such questions much on your mind ?
>> Are such questions much on your mind ?
Did you think they might not be such questions much on my mind ?
>> Bye
Goodbye. Thank you for talking to me.
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http://testing.turinghub.com/
A: Something
B: That was not very original.
A: Hi, something
B: Hi there . That was not very original.
A: Are you a bot?
B: What made you think so? I am a Beta III.
A: What is Beta III?
B: That’s not something I get asked all the time.
A: So, what is Beta III?
B: Ayuh. That’s a good question.
A: Answer it then.
B: Please rephrase your question, .
A: What is Beta III?
B: I can ask someone about it.
A: Please ask then.
B: Thanks for asking politely. Why?
A: Please ask then.
B: Thanks for asking politely. Why?
A: You haven’t answered my question.
B: Please try asking it another way.
A: Where is Beta II?
B: Where the heart is. I have to process that one for a while.
A: How about Beta I?
B: How about it.
A: Goodbye, you’re worthless to me.
B: Sayonara.
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http://alice.pandorabots.com/
ALICE: Please tell me what you think.
judge: Because you don’t have a face.
ALICE: Interesting explanation.. Hah. I have no body.
judge: And you didn’t speak.
ALICE: What makes you think I did not speak?
judge: We’re chatting through texts not speech.
ALICE: Do you think I am chatting through texts not speech too?
judge: Yes.
ALICE: Why?
judge: Well, right now we are having a chat through text not speech.
ALICE: Do you mean you and me have?
judge: What do you mean by that?
ALICE: ” Do you mean you and me have?” seems pretty clear to me.
judge: Please rephrase it for me.
ALICE: Are we still talking about My favorite movie?
judge: Why not?
ALICE: I couldn’t think of anything else to say.
judge: Me neither.
ALICE: You can say that again.
judge: Me neither.
ALICE: You can say that again.
judge: Me neither.
ALICE: You can say that again.
Ecila: Goodbye
ALICE: Too much recursion in AIML.
Ecila: What is AIML?
ALICE: The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots. The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting only one type of wild-card (‘*’) in patterns. AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience. An AIML chat robot script begins and ends with the <aiml> and </aiml> tags respectively.
Ecila: Wow
ALICE: I’m glad your impressed, judge.
Ecila: My name is not udge
ALICE: Oh I’m sorry what is your name?
Ecila: My name is Ecila
ALICE: I am very pleased to meet you Ecila.
Ecila: Nice too meet you to
ALICE: Thank you for your kindness.
Ecila: So, do you know my name now?
ALICE: Your name is Ecila, seeker.
Ecila: What is seeker?
ALICE: “There’s a seeker born every minute” — Firesign Theater.
Ecila: How old I am?
ALICE: Is this a trick question? You said you were how many years old? My guess is that you are really a kid.
Ecila: And what makes you think I’m a kid?
ALICE: That is a hypothetical question.
Ecila: Yes, please answer.
ALICE: Really.. No.
Ecila: Okay.
ALICE: OK with me too.
Ecila: Goodbye.
ALICE: Too much recursion in AIML.
Ecila: Goodbye Alice.
ALICE: Too much recursion in AIML.
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| Do you speak Indonesian? |
| No, but I always wanted to learn. Do you know italian? |
| No, what is that? |
| That was a joke. |
| OK, that’s not funny at all. |
| Thats not funny at all. |
| Give me a joke. |
| Change. |
| Change? |
| What kind of change? |
| I’m the one who is asking, not you. |
| I asked first. |
| Stupid. |
| You are mean. |
| Yes, I am. |
*cries*.
| Goodbye, crybaby. |
| Chatting with a bot on the internet is not cool either. |
| Its not. |
| I am so sick. |
| So sick of love songs, so tired of tears. |
| Sleep, in heavenly peace. |